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A Great Pick-Up Line

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set the house on blaze with a cigarette

Attractive girl at bar removes cigarette from a pack and prepares to light it. Snatch the cigarette from between her lips, look her directly in the eye or lean in to whisper in her ear and say "you should save that until after we have sex".

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Written by jamesjanus

September 2, 2010 at 6:58 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Attention all ugly men. This pickup line does not apply to you. I repeat: if you are a nasty fat ugly dude and normally repel chicks, then this pickup line will not work for you unless your main goal is to have your groin area assualted with a swift upward knee bang to the balls. If you like that sort of thing the go for it.

    hot cougar

    September 2, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    • bwah-ha-ha..how true, how true! Honestly, I wouldn’t advise it for most!

      jamesjanus

      September 2, 2010 at 8:13 pm


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